14 Quarantine Instagram Captions to use for your Social Distancing Posts

Picture this - it’s your 147th day in quarantine, you’ve tie dyed your 20th sweatsuit, taken a great picture in to post on instagram, but you can’t think of anything to caption it. Here is where I come in, I’ve compiled a list of the best quarantine and social distancing instagram captions for you guys to use. Just because the world is shut down doesn’t mean your instagram feed has to suffer.

1. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on” - Drake

2. Destination: The Fridge

3. “Inside good, Outside bad” - Joey, Friends

4. “Mask on, Fuck it, mask off” - Future

5. “Rare sighting of me between trips to the fridge” - Tali Meer

6. Mood: About to dye my hair

7. Put on makeup for a zoom meeting so figured I’d take a picture

8. “Don’t stand so close to me” - The Police

9. “I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think” - Joey, Friends

10. I listened to my heart, and it led me to the couch

11. Not to brag, but I was social distancing before it was cool

12. When you find out your daily lifestyle is actually called quarantine

13. I’d like to announce that I’m a serious relationship with my fridge

14. “Don’t touch me” - Busta Rhymes